Wednesday, January 5, 2011

How Did I Ever Live Without This Information?

My news sources were bottomless pits of information and knowledge today.  This morning I blogged about what I learned from the television.  I have been a better person throughout this day because of my interaction with the tiny screen earlier in the day.  Then tonight, just when I thought my brain could hold no further bits of information, I turned a page on my daily newspaper and, voila!  More facts and knowledge.

The following, from an article written by Alex Gary in the Rockford-Register Star, appeared in today's edition.  Mr. Gary details many of the causes and groups that claim January as 'their' month.   And I quote:
  • National Bath Safety Month
  • National Blood Donor Month
  • National Braille Literacy Month
  • National Hobby Month
  • National Hot Tea Month
  • National Oatmeal Month
  • National Soup Month
  • National Bread Machine Baking Month
  • Nation Dried Plum Breakfast Month
  • National Fat-Free Living Month
  • National Book Month
  • National Diet Month
  • National Egg Month
  • National Eye Health Care Month
  • National Fiber Focus Month
  • National Mail Order Gardening Month
  • National Retail Bakers Month
  • National Prune Breakfast Month
  • National Wheat Bread Month
  • National Birth Defects Month
  • Celebration of Life Month
  • Cervical Cancer Screening Month
  • Financial Wellness Month
  • Nation Clean Up Your Computer Month
  • National Get Organized Month
  • National Glaucoma Awareness Month
  • National Mentoring Month
  • National Personal Self-Defense Awareness Month
  • National Poverty in American Awareness Month
  • National Skating Month
End of quote.

Who knew that this month highlighted so many important, as well as trivial, causes.  Some of these are no-brainers for the month of January - such as National Soup Month, National Diet Month and National Get Organized Month.  As far as National Fiber Month - I didn't know that this important dietary additive knew any monthly bounds.  I would have thought that we need fiber every month!  I will sleep better tonight knowing that hot tea, oatmeal, dried plums, prunes, wheat bread, eggs, skating, and seed-order catalogs are elevated to a higher thought-conscious state in the month of January.

You know this will spawn my own list of January 'importants'.  Stay tuned!

Ancora imparo