Tourists visiting Washington D.C.'s famed attraction, The National Mall, were shocked today to find that, in a clandestine overnight transformation, it has been converted to the nation's largest auto mall. Shoppers in the market for a new car can find only GM and Chrysler brands. Missing are any of the Ford lines, forcing those looking for a new Mustang to find a local dealer in their area.
Executive press releases included sound bytes from national ad campains (intentional misspelling) that will be released on Monday, June 1 and will feature the brightest and the best from each political party: Nancy Pelosi, Newt Gingrich, Harry Reid, Rush Limbaugh, Hillary Clinton, and Dick Cheney. Details on which party headliners would promote which automaker were not revealed, although Fiat is rumored to be rejecting all of the six political superstars. Little success for car sales is expected as Pelosi is quoted as saying she hasn't been informed and Newt Gingrich says she was. Dick Cheney is expected to enter the verbal fray later today after a hunting trip with Hillary Clinton. Roland Burris has been contacted about a cameo appearance but is quoted as saying he has had no discussions regarding this matter. Meanwhile North Korea is indicating that they have a solution to the U.S. auto maker woes. Obama has been filmed rattling his sword, but it is ultimately assumed that he will ignore North Korea's offer.
Meanwhile, U.S. car shoppers looking for car bargains have plenty of choices at former GM and Chrylser dealer lots across the country as these dealers look for ways to reduce their inventories of new cars that were gifted to them by Detroit.
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